Happy end of June, my lovely Internet friends!
For those of us who
love Boston (and all the teams therein) and have a minor obsession with a
certain British-Irish boy band, the torturously long month of June has finally,
thankfully, come to a close.
Things were getting
pretty gnarly.
Not sure what I’m
talking about? That’s all right. I’ve got your back.
Here’s what you
missed:
1) Kevin Garnett and
Paul Pierce are leaving the Boston Celtics to continue their professional
basketball careers with the Brooklyn Nets. This trade also includes a transfer
of ex-Kardashian Kris Humphries from the Nets to Boston.
Perhaps his time
with the Celtics will last longer than his 72-day marriage to Kim.
2) After nine years with the Celtics, Head Coach
Doc Rivers is moving to Los Angeles to coach the Clippers. While he did play
for the Clippers in his younger years – so his transition appears to have
sentimental origins – Coach Rivers departing at the same time as KG and Paul
Pierce is, at the very least, upsetting.
As in throw your
cell phone at the wall in order to rid yourself of the ESPN update kind of
upsetting.
3) The Bruins lost to the Chicago Blackhawks in
the 6th Game of the Stanley Cup Finals. More specifically, the
Bruins lost the game in about 17 seconds.
4) Former Patriots’ tight end Aaron Hernandez was
arrested at his home and charged with murder of a semi-pro football player.
At least Tim Tebow
is here to pray for him.
5) One Direction was
20 minutes away from my house singing their beautifully foreign hearts out to a
sold out Comcast Center occupied almost exclusively by ten year old girls while
I laid on my bed watching reruns of NCIS.
Life is so unfair.
I neither saw them in concert nor met them in
person, meaning I didn’t get to share the numerous and slightly sexual
innuendos that my roommates and I came up with over the course of our freshman
year at university.
I even painted a
sign that reads “Irish You Were Na…”
Nevermind.
Hopefully, July will be better.
XOXO,
Safe Travels!
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