Thursday, October 3, 2013

Why is my fire alarm going off?


Hi Friends,

I’m back!

Back from Boston, back in Boise, and back on that don’t-eat-don’t-sleep-study-my-life-away grind. And, let’s be honest, the only reason I don’t eat is NOT because I don’t like food.

I love food.

My oven, however, hates food. It insists on spewing smoke and setting off the fire alarm every time I try to use it.

Every. Single. Time.

After I got the fire alarm to stop screaming at me yesterday, I had to remind myself that there are things much more challenging than cooking.

Here’s the list I came up with:

Driving
Athletic tape fixes everything, and yes, that is Taylor (my boss's daughter) in the back seat. 

I may have accidentally driven my boss’s car into a parking garage this summer. But to be fair, that wall was a lot closer than it seemed. They should have put a warning sticker on it.

Nannying
Don’t get me wrong, I love my Massachusetts family, and I miss them dearly. However, nannying is freaking hard. Not only do temper tantrums that make you want to run away to Canada, but there are also all these the little habits that kids have that just get under your skin.
Like breathing. Why do you have to breathe so loud? I’m trying to do something, but I can’t focus because your breathing is at a whole new decibel.

Going to the gym
So I have this philosophy: the gym is where happiness goes to die.
Those who tell you that they enjoy going to the gym are either liars or the people that participate in the meat market that is the campus rec.
Also, evidently there is a gym dress code memo that I didn’t receive.
Hi, yea, aren’t those compression shorts uncomfortable? Like do they keep riding up your butt? I just don’t understand.

Going to bed early
Every morning, when I drag myself from my castle of sheets and pillows, I can’t help but think, “Self, tonight you have to go to bed early.” Unfortunately, somewhere between the morning and and the night, I find myself aimlessly wandering through Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, and Netflix. I eventually fall asleep from sheer inability to keep my eyes open, and drag myself out of bed the same way every morning.

It’s becoming a problem.

Blogging
I really enjoy writing and posting, but obviously I’ve been on the struggle bus for quite some time. However, there are some pretty nifty experiences occurring in the next little while, and I’d love to share them with you lovely Internet folk.

Thanks for sticking with me, and I’ll talk to you soon.

What do you all find challenging? Let me know in the comment section below!

XOXO
Safe Travels!

P.S. It’s October 3rd.
Happy Mean Girls Appreciation Day


Thursday, October 3, 2013

Why is my fire alarm going off?


Hi Friends,

I’m back!

Back from Boston, back in Boise, and back on that don’t-eat-don’t-sleep-study-my-life-away grind. And, let’s be honest, the only reason I don’t eat is NOT because I don’t like food.

I love food.

My oven, however, hates food. It insists on spewing smoke and setting off the fire alarm every time I try to use it.

Every. Single. Time.

After I got the fire alarm to stop screaming at me yesterday, I had to remind myself that there are things much more challenging than cooking.

Here’s the list I came up with:

Driving
Athletic tape fixes everything, and yes, that is Taylor (my boss's daughter) in the back seat. 

I may have accidentally driven my boss’s car into a parking garage this summer. But to be fair, that wall was a lot closer than it seemed. They should have put a warning sticker on it.

Nannying
Don’t get me wrong, I love my Massachusetts family, and I miss them dearly. However, nannying is freaking hard. Not only do temper tantrums that make you want to run away to Canada, but there are also all these the little habits that kids have that just get under your skin.
Like breathing. Why do you have to breathe so loud? I’m trying to do something, but I can’t focus because your breathing is at a whole new decibel.

Going to the gym
So I have this philosophy: the gym is where happiness goes to die.
Those who tell you that they enjoy going to the gym are either liars or the people that participate in the meat market that is the campus rec.
Also, evidently there is a gym dress code memo that I didn’t receive.
Hi, yea, aren’t those compression shorts uncomfortable? Like do they keep riding up your butt? I just don’t understand.

Going to bed early
Every morning, when I drag myself from my castle of sheets and pillows, I can’t help but think, “Self, tonight you have to go to bed early.” Unfortunately, somewhere between the morning and and the night, I find myself aimlessly wandering through Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, and Netflix. I eventually fall asleep from sheer inability to keep my eyes open, and drag myself out of bed the same way every morning.

It’s becoming a problem.

Blogging
I really enjoy writing and posting, but obviously I’ve been on the struggle bus for quite some time. However, there are some pretty nifty experiences occurring in the next little while, and I’d love to share them with you lovely Internet folk.

Thanks for sticking with me, and I’ll talk to you soon.

What do you all find challenging? Let me know in the comment section below!

XOXO
Safe Travels!

P.S. It’s October 3rd.
Happy Mean Girls Appreciation Day


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